Tara Reid Joins AA, Leads Sober Life. J/K

Tara Reid still has it!  The lucky c^nt who got to kiss Ryan Reynolds in “Van Wilder” (not I’m not bitter) hasn’t changed her drunk ways, according to an eyewitness at the “Bikini Beach Party” hosted by Tara at Chicago’s Crobar this past weekend.

According to an eyewitness, at one point Reid was busting her moves in the man-made sandbox while holding a martini before going on stage and giving a very slurred shout-out on the mic.

The “American Pie” actress apparently then made her way upstairs into the VIP room while bumping into people and even knocking other guests’ drinks out of their hands.

We’re also told the perennial party princess arrived over an hour late for her appearance.

Um, you know, I’d like to point and laugh, but I don’t think this story is true.  For example, there’s no mention of Tara getting caught blowing some dude in the dance floor, or at least in the bathroom.

And let’s face it, you and I both know this whore gets drunk off her ass and then looks for a big, fat penis to suck on just so she doesn’t have to go home alone.  That’s what club rats do to kill the void of mommy and daddy not loving them enough as a child.

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