Paris Hilton Is As Pure As My Taint Is Clean
July 1st, 2008
By: Melysa
![](http://flisted.files.wordpress.com/55219931areyoushaved71200845845pm.jpg?w=420 "Paris Hilton attends the \")
The disease known as Paris Hilton is too pure for a tattoo, says boyfriend Blues Brother Madden.
Paris Hilton claims her rocker boyfriend Benji Madden has banned her from getting a tattoo in order to stay “pure,” but he’s planning on getting one of her.
The socialite reveals that Good Charlotte rocker Madden is planning to have an image of her etched on his heavily-tattooed torso. But Hilton isn’t allowed to return the compliment.
“He is going to get one of me but he won’t let me get one. He doesn’t like tattoos on women. He thinks I look pure.”
Pure? Honey, dressing in white doesn’t make you pure. And jizz running down your face doesn’t equate to holy water. If that were the case I’d be the Virgin Mary by now.
Sorry to have to tell you this, but your man is lying to you. You’re still a disease-infested whore.
Below, photos of Paris Hilton spreading her crabs with the rest of the world at some photo gallery for rich yuppies.
![](http://flisted.files.wordpress.com/55219575areyoushaved71200845835pm-103x150.jpg?w=88&h=150 "Paris Hilton attends the \")
![](http://flisted.files.wordpress.com/55219628areyoushaved71200845831pm-104x150.jpg?w=93&h=150 "Paris Hilton attends the \")
![](http://flisted.files.wordpress.com/55219643areyoushaved71200850018pm-102x150.jpg?w=94&h=150 "Paris Hilton attends the \")
![](http://flisted.files.wordpress.com/55220055areyoushaved71200845933pm-109x150.jpg?w=99&h=150 "Paris Hilton attends the \")
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I just don’t see it! No figure, no chest, no face, no ass, no thighs. Just a nose, a weak smile, and some bone. Yuk… next!