Some Chick Names Nereida In A Bikini

Some soccer player I’ve never heard of (Sorry, boys- I’m more of an ice hockey kinda gal) named Cristiano Ronaldo is on vacation in Sardinia and everyone is going gaga-googoo over these shots of his girlfriend Nereida Gallardo whose also on vacation with him.

And believe me, I get it.  She’s tanned and sculpted and whatever else, but dude she has the mark of the slut on her lower.  Maybe it’s ’cause I’m a chick, but the mark of the slut is even trashier than catching your girlfriend giving your best friend head.

Because whatever girl is rocking the tramp stamp is not only guaranteed to suck off your best bud, but also her boss, her mortgage broker, and yes, even her car mechanic.  How do you think she manages to have a six-figure lifestyle with only a five-figure job?

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4 Comments on “Some Chick Names Nereida In A Bikini”

  1. MR

    she has cellulite…

  2. Jamman

    ..and nasty fake bazooms…

    …great tan tho…

  3. David

    Maybe she’s a sweet girl but when it comes to looks then she’s sexy in a slutty way. BTW Christiano Ronaldo is the current best soccer player in the world. Big star in Europe but not in America.


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