Kim Kardashian’s Ass Seeks Help
June 30th, 2008
By: Melysa

The Kardashian family giant, Khloe Kardashian, celebrated her birthday at PURE Nightclub in Las Vegas over the weekend, where family and friends celebrated alongside her.
As was expected, Kim Kardashian wore a uber tight dress that emphasized her posterior end. When asked for a comment, her elephantine ass said, “Can someone please please please remove the cork from my hole already. Reggie’s cream is starting to curdle and it smells awful in here!”
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I see shes wearing her butt pads, her ass wasn’t near as big like that in the bikni photos. I like her sisters though, and I think Kourtney shits on Kim in every way possible. She is the real beauty in the family. The keyword being real.
I agree with Jenny! Kourtney looks absolutely amazing in these pics….Kim is pretty but looks street walkerish..lol….
I wonder how Reggie feels about the fact that Kim is on the internet getting pounded by her ex, RAY J?
you two above me are correct! its sooo much fun being able to openly trash this family since they have no business being “famous” anyway…
OMG!!! Khloes feet are HUGE!!!
wonderfulllll
Only im America do they make whores famous. I wonder how the rest of her family feels knowing that their only “famous” b/c their sister got peed on and fucked on tape? I know her mother must be proud. After all, she pimps out her daughters whore image.
^In*
You folks are just silly. Jenny, Kim is not a “whore.” There really are alot of other folks in Hollywood worthy of such venom. To say she is not pretty is just delusional.
@ tiger…she is pretty, pretty pathetic! she is nice looking on the outside…shes got that whole p0rnstar look down.
jenny again ure right, only in america can u be called a celebrity for “leaking” a sextape just like ure skanky parisite friend. kim k may think highly of herself but she’ll always be the girl who got peed on on the net…her poor children
Tiger
Sorry but anyone who leaks their own sextape for fame and doesnt care that the world sees them fucking and sucking is indeed a whore. And beauty is in the eye of the beholder. And in my eyes she looks like a big bloated tranny. All that surgery and pounds of make-up doesn’t = beauty to me. Her sister Kourtney on the other hand does.
I really don’t care that Kim Kardashian is a whore. There are tons of whores, like Jewel, Emmy Rossum, John McCain’s wife, Nancy Pelosi, the Rutgers girls basketball team, those teachers that f*ck tean-age boys, Florence Henderson and Terri Hatcher that are at least kind of interesting.
Kim Kardhashian is a talentless, ignorant, boring turd of a human being.
And for those people who think she is good looking, bet a picture of Anthony Quinn from about 1958 and take a good look at it, because that is what she would look like without makeup. She is freakin’ dog-ass ugly like a dribblin’ sphinctor.
Jamman: You really hate women don’t you? Your the kind of guy that keeps America’s Most Wanted in business. You must have “most likely to be serial kiler wantabee,” in your yearbook….
Jenny: Who does not have a sex tape by now? Turning in to common practice among the masses. If Kim is bad, what’s a Amy Whinehouse, or a Britney? As for the blooted tranny comment? You need glasses. That is 100% Maxim top 100 American girl. Khloe on the other hand,you might wonder….
@Tiger
LMAO…This Jamman dude has some seriuos issues and he’s obsessed with Kimberly for whatever reason. In pretty much every topic he has to mention how much he hates her even when the topic isn’t even about Kim.
haha, I noticed that too @ David.
He called one of my favorite actresses, Minka Kelly, a whore too. Still, he’s got such a negative sense of humor that just makes me laugh!
Kim is very very very hot though. If she doesn’t give you a boner, you might want to try someone… perhaps of the same sex?
Tiger
Who doesn’t have a sextape? Britney, Beyonce, Xtina, Mariah Carey, Ciara, Ashanti, Christina Milian ETC The list goes on! And whats a Britney? Umm Britney is the most famous and most talked about person in the world, selling millions of records and being a worldwide icon and legend. And guess what? She did all that by working her ass off and not having to drop to her knees and suck a dick on tape. Kim Kardashian is nothing but a poor man’s Paris Hilton, a whore and a plastic spoiled , braty bitch. In ten years she will be gone and forgotten and Britney will still be around, hell same with Amy if she can lay off the crack pipe.
And she does look like a big bloated tranny. Too much make-up, thick eyebrows, chunky body, and plastic tits and ass. T.R.A.N.N.Y.
Gosh you guys are bitches. Why so much hatred? Get a life!
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jamman .. iagree with you, not all men like kim and i know i dont like her shes too fake for me and dont forget those women that go to the carribbean islands to pay young virile black guys for sex and to africa to.. dont leave them out when you mention the sl*t list. they have the post on bossip about the rich white womne who go to africa for sex… i cant believe that mess.