Jennifer Lopez Needs To Become Talented
June 27th, 2008
By: Melysa
According to New York Daily News, Puerto Rican diva Jennifer Lopez has run into some legal problems.
A flight attendant says J. Lo’s guard dog bit her leg on a flight two years ago, which has since caused back injuries so sever she can’t work anymore. The flight attendant has filed a $5 million lawsuit.
Guess this means Jennifer needs to come up with some other money-making scheme. Perhaps one that works this time. Her movies bomb, her music doesn’t sell, and her clothing lines are of poor quality.
The ridiculous million dollar baby photos were negotiated to pay off an outstanding IRS payment, so maybe she can pay for some doctors to turkey baste her vagina again. She can get the trend started and try for some triplets. In vitro seemed to already work well with her, so she might as well.
Here’s Jennifer showing some sweet cleavage and shopping in Spain earlier this week.
More photos after the jump!
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I would just love love love to put a pig’s ass right up against her lips. She’s so ANNNNNOOOOYYYYINNGG!!!!
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