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June 26th, 2008
By: Melysa
With the past couple of scandal-free weeks, I was starting to lose my mind writing about Kim Kardashian shopping and Heidi Montag being a “born star.”
But alas, it seems God has heard my pleas and delivered me good worth jacking to. A new sex tape has surfaced, this time with the spotlight on actor Verne Troyer, of Austin Powers fame, and his former live-in girlfriend.
The leaked taped is currently being shopped around for bidders, with SugarDVD being the only known thus far to offer $100,000 for it.
Vivid Entertainment needs to get their hands on this! Verne might only be 2′ 3″ but you and I both know this tape will be more entertaining than Kim or Paris’ ever were. Those two shouldn’t even be classified as sex tapes, so far as I’m concerned. Bo-ring!
TMZ has a clip of Verne Troyer, which can be seen here. If I was a betting chick, I’d say the sex tape will look something like this video right here.
More caps after the jump!
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I saw it on TMZ.com. Disgusting! I cannot believe she is making out with him! Ewwwwwwww!
No way did THAT happen! It’s like an XXX rated version of America’s Funniest Home Video’s. If true, this as got to be the most laughable thing ever caught on tape.
Hey,
Little people need some lovin’ too. Don’t hate, congratulate! I’m sure the sex tape will be a hit!
F*ck it Verne.. Climb on a stool and smack that ass.. Much props little man.. No offense!
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