Heidi Montag Is A Born Star

Heidi Montag decided to torture us again with yet another single.  To hear the song with the original title “Fashion,” click here.  Synthesizing the hell out of her voice still can’t save this disaster.

To make matters worse some allegedly reputable questionable producer named RedOne spoke to Us Magazine about the Heidi and the new single produced by him.

I blame this on Apple’s Garage Band.  Now every idiot thinks they’re a producer because the clicked a few buttons on their computer.

Can Heidi sing?

“Definitely. She’s really good, and I love her personality and the way it comes through in a song. She makes you believe it. She’s great in the studio.”

Where do you see her career going?

“I definitely think she’s a star. She has a star quality — a powerful personality with no limits. She can do anything and make it sound credible. She’s a born star.

Heidi is so far removed from knowing what a real star is she’s probably let Spencer shove a beer can up her snatch after he told her that what porn stars do in the sack.

Here is the couple breathing in some horse manure’s ass juice at a horse ranch earlier this week.

Hear her song in 3…2…1…