Your Daily Fug!
June 24th, 2008
By: Melysa
Awesome, I’d managed to go my entire life without contracting STDs and now this venereal disease transporter had to pass it on to me. No, Carmen, I don’t want your oral herpes. But I appreciate your thought and consideration.
When I was a freshman in college I went to the health center after thinking I had contracted herpes. I’d only slept with two dudes my entire life at this point, but knew that meant nothing.
The entire day prior to my appointment I just kept staring at photos of people with herpes. Herpes in their genital region, herpes on their mouths, herpes on peoples’ eyes. In the end the doctor said I was clean and healthy. She suggested I not put the Nair hair remover so close to my precious fish taco next time. But I digress.
Here is Carmen Electra and her rack posing at the Hard Rock Hotel in Hollywood over the weekend. You know those tits have collected more sperm on them than any jizz bank in the nation.
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Again… what’s with the F me eyes? When you’re young and hot it works, but not when you’ve been around the block a few time!
As a new herpes patient, I am always searching online for natural cures that can help me. Thank you