Shauna Sand is the Most Beautiful Women Ever

Oh how I love Shauna Sand.  Women like her make the world a better place.  Like today, for example, when I about stabbed myself in the ovary just so that I wouldn’t have to put up with my crappy computer anymore.

But then God sent me an angel to get me through my time of need: a cornbread-colored Shauna Sand in pink panties and lucite heels. Lord have mercy!  After having experienced such comedic splendor, I can now say all is well with the world.

How can this woman take herself seriously? Please take a minute (a whole minute) to stop and stare at Shauna’s face.  Get on in there.  Just a mere inches away from your computer screen.  Now picture her as a real person… in a real setting… talking…. to YOU. How could anyone not yell at the sight of that face up close?!

Seriously if this chick ever spoke to me as I debated which tampons to buy while at the supermarketI think I’d hit her with a box of super absorbent tampons and run.  Just hit her as hard as I could.

And if you think her face is bad, you should see what her rotting nipples look like.  They’ll turn the straightest of men gay!

Here she is looking like an anorexic trannie at the salon this week.

More photos after the jump!