Porn Star Mary Carey Loves Blow (Duh!)

June 18th, 2008

By: Melysa

$Porn Star Mary Carey Loves Blow...There\'s a Shocker$

Porn star skank Mary Carey celebrated her 28th birthday at the Hard Rock in Las Vegas this past Sunday, undoubtedly doing copious amounts of drugs and alcohol.

The Celebrity Rehab trainwreck took some up-close and personal photos of juggs adorned with stickers advertising a new sophisticated energy drink called Blow.

Porn star Jesse Jane double penetrated two lit candles and still that sex-loving freak isn’t half as dirty as Mary Carey.

Have you ever seen one of Carey’s videos? Girl needs to bleach her vajajay. It’s all dark and mangles down there. Somone should tell her meat curtains is just an expression. The vagine need not look like meat in the literal sense.