BLIND ITEMS: Anne Hathaway May Or May Not Be a Lesbian, Ray J. Has a New Sex Tape

Full Disclosure: Which starlet with an often-troubled boyfriend actually plays for the other team — and puts up with her boy toy’s habits to maintain hetero appearances?

I always knew Anne Hathaway played for the other team! I can smell the dry vagina juices on her mouth from all the way over here! Girls like Anne always start out tasting snatch while rolling.  Then one day she realized drugs weren’t the real reason she liked eating bearded clams so much.

Crazy Days and Nights: I have been meaning to share this one for the past week and I keep forgetting. You know the female singer dating the “porn star?” Yep, they made a sex tape. The last film the “porn star” made put us all to sleep. This one though should probably make for a really funny comedy. I cannot wait to see if this one comes out. I might actually buy it instead of stealing it from the internet.

This is definitely Ray. J and Whitney Houston.  That’s one amateur porno my eyes really don’t cry through.  Ugh, how does Ray J. manage to keep getting laid?!   The only way you could ever catch me sucking Ray J’s dick is if he had electrical tape over his mouth.  And not just over the mouth, but like wrapped around his head so there was absolutely no effing way that thing could fall off.

Every time I think of him peeing on Kim Kardashian all I can smell is asparagus.

Actress Anne Hathaway at the Warner Bros. world premiere of “Get Smart” held at the Mann Village Theatre in Westwood, California yesterday.

More photos after the jump!