Skank Fight Over at the Playboy Mansion

Shits about to go down at the Playboy Mansion.  TMZ reports there’s drama among Hugh Hefner’s sluts and Holly Madison is the worst one of all.

Holly wants editorial control of the magazine’s photo spreads, an issue not going over well with longtime Playboy employees.

There’s also major drama between Holly and Kendra Wilkinson, the airhead everyone at the mansion hates the most.  The two get into cat fights constantly, making it hard for producers to shoot the show.  Bridget Marquardt has been playing the role of moderator, trying to keep peace among everyone in the house.

This is a shame, because when I picture these three girls together it usually involves the three of them eating each other out while Hugh watches and tries to jerk off with his limp dick.  Having three girlfriends at once sounds like an absolute nightmare.  One’s bad enough!

What’s the point of having three women in your life if they’re not licking each others fish tacos?  Hugh needs to clean house and hire some fresher, drama-free snatch for us to jerk off to.

Here are Hefner’s three skanks at the AFI Life Achievement Award tribute to Warren Beatty held in Hollywood last week.

More photos after the jump!