Tila Tequila’s Vagina Tastes Like Pickles

“Actress” Tila Tequila made an appearance at the Los Angeles Premiere of “Love Guru” in Hollywood yesterday.  She didn’t show any cleavage however, so who gives a flying f^ck?

Now I’m going to let you in on a little secret: I watch porn.  Shocking, I know.  On account of my being such a delicate flower and all.

And I’ll watch it all, not necessarily to get off but because I love seeing how people really are when their inhibitions are down (read, “to see what weird shit they’ll do for some cash”).

It’s amazing the shit girls will do for a buck. Let a horse screw them in the ass, let snakes wriggle out of their vajajays, and satisfy themselves with vegetables. Because nothing says sexy like shoving a cucumber in your snatch.

Case in point is America’s favorite Asian whore, Tila Tequila.  I was watching A Shot of Love with Tila Tequila the other night (I know, I lead a sad life) and at one point in the episodes she starts to graphically suck on a pickle in front of her lesbian lover’s father.  You know, because she’s classy like that.

It was at that moment I realized this skank’s pussy totally smells of brine and vinegar.  Plus, she’s such an attention whore I doubt you would even have to pay her to stick that cucumber up her snatch.  She’d just do it for some attention. But I digress.

Watch Tila Tequila shove a pickle up her snatch sucking on a pickle after the jump!

Check out the Tila Tequila Gallery here. (Psst, there’s naked photos!)

Footage of Tila Tequila sucking on a pickle after the jump!