Brooke Hogan Is Pissed She’s Not Getting Layed
June 11th, 2008
By: Melysa
Brooke Hogan is really ticked off at her mother Linda Hogan and she wants the whole world to know it. Hear, hear sister!
The 48-year-old (Linda, not Brooke) is creeped out by the fact that her mom’s man-clit is being sucked by a former classmate of hers 29 years younger than her memaw.
Brooke told E!: “I’m totally freaked out. I personally don’t like it at all or condone it, but she’s my mom, so I have to show her support.”
What she really meant to say was, “How the hell is it that EVERYONE else gets laid but me?! Her vagina smells like old people and she still manages to get more action than my hole has seen all year!”
The 19-years-old blonde geek banging Brooke’s mom (see above photo) is a former friend of the Hogan siblings. Brooke said, “I went to school with him. He was a grade under me. Me and Nick [Bollea, her brother] know him well. Me and Nick are two years apart, and he was right between us [in school].”
Who can blame the kid? An exprienced older tranny vs. an inexperienced virgin tranny? You don’t need Dr. Seus to figure out this equation!
Seriously, if you had to choose — Which would you bang, Linda or Brooke?
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Linda Hogan should be ashamed of herself. As if her marriage crumbling, her son damn near killing someone and going to jail isn’t enough, now she’s a cougar? Very bad timing Linda. Instead of dating a boy, why don’t you try helping your son be a productive, responsible man. Next thing you know Brooke is gonna be doing some strange thangs for some change. Get it together Hogans!!! And to think, I use to watch you guys on Hogan knows best!!!
If you answered Linda Hogan, get some help! That’s pretty sick!