LaDouche Gets B*tch Slapped, Loves the Gays
June 11th, 2008
By: Melysa
C()cks aren’t normally welcome at F-Listed (well, except for yours cutie *wink*), but stories like this really make my tampon extra bloody with fury. (What– TMI?)
Shia LaBeof’s rep told E! Online he’s “embarrassed” for calling his friend a “faggot” on some dumb ass video of him being bitch-slapped on tape a few years back. Is it just me or has the world gotten overly PC?
“The videotape that is currently being circulated is several years old and captures Shia playing a game among friends in which he uses a derogatory word toward a friend,” LaBeouf’s rep tells me exclusively. “He regrets having used the word in any capacity and is very embarrassed that this footage is being seen by anyone.”
This video, as well as the statement released, is retarded. First off, Shia also used the term “bitch,” but no one was angry about that. Guess that means it’s not 1994 anymore, ’cause back then he would have had to release a statement for both “derogatory” terms.
Secondly, who hasn’t said faggot before? Like bitch, and slut, and whore, it doesn’t always carry a negative connotation. I call my girlfriends sluts all the time and none of them bitch slap me for it. They just keep on sucking whatever dick is in their mouth.
As a matter of fact, I call my gay friends fag all the time and none of them ever seem to mind. Actually, that’s not true. One of my carpet munching friends gets really offended when someone says “that’s gay.” It’s amazing, they have no problem getting fisted, but saying a paisley shirt is “gay” is somehow taking it too far. For such a liberal group, dykes can be so touchy.
Do you think Shia LaBeouf was out of line? Judge for yourself. Click here to see the video.
See the video after the jump!
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He looks like he’s packing, unless they stuffed his undies. That’s a sexy ass picture. I’d do him.
Keesha,
LMAO. No, that’s not his body. Someone Photoshopped his head onto some dude’s body. That’s why I chose it. Haha. Although, who knows… maybe he IS packing. I wouldn’t mind finding out!
XOXO
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This guy really needs to get his head out of his own arse (probably fits too, after all the pounding and stretching). Why do people feel so obligated towards political correctness once they become famous? Why so serious? Perhaps it was just slang and you were very young then? So you’ve matured now, no explanation need there idiot; next! But really, this was probably Shia’s, (also known as “lock jaw” by famous film directors/producers) way of thanking Hollywood’s social elite (old gay men) for giving him so many unexplained opportunities in big movie roles, just as long as he went along with their special requests for giving him steady feed insertion of big meaty suppository’s, of course.
DAMN!!! nice bulge.
@ Flisted
Damnit!!! I needed that fantasy. I haven’t been laid in months!!! Who’s body is it?