Madonna Has Decided She No Longer Wants Her Strap-On Inside Guy Ritchie

Madonna leaving the gym in London earlier this week

According to UK celebrity gossip site Holy Moly!, Madonna has hired the biggest strap-on money could buy to completely screw director Guy Ritchie during their divorce proceedings.

Her attorney represented Paul McCartney in his divorce suit against nude, peg leg Heather Mills.

I still don’t know why he married this old hag.  She screwed so many people in the ’80s and ’90s I wouldn’t be surprised if she’s got HIV.

Does anyone know what happens to a woman’s vagina from taking to many steroids?  If I had to go based on her arms I’m guessing her clit’s veins are bigger than it’s actual head.

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  1. [...] According to UK celebrity gossip site Holy Moly!, Madonna has hired the biggest strap-on money could buy to completely screw director Guy Ritchie during their divorce proceedings. Her attorney represented Paul McCartney in his divorce … Source: Madonna Has Decided She No Longer Wants Her Strap-On Inside Guy … [...]


  2. [...] According to UK celebrity gossip site Holy Moly!, Madonna has hired the biggest strap-on money could buy to completely screw director Guy Ritchie during their divorce proceedings. Her attorney represented Paul McCartney in his divorce … Source: Madonna Has Decided She No Longer Wants Her Strap-On Inside Guy … [...]

  3. kim

    the veins are really popping out… that dont look right… I wanna help her out..lol…

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