Write Your Own Fantasy Caption Contest!
June 9th, 2008
By: Melysa
Media sluts Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag at the A Time for Heroes Celebrity Carnival in Los Angeles over the weekend.
The person to win the Write Your Own Fantasy Caption Contest! for the above photo will receive a one-year’s subscription to Men’s Health Magazine.
Winner will be announced Friday!
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Topics: Caption Contest
Finally some T-Rex dick for a Tyrannosaurus slut
Barney caters to my intended audience, you know, the only ones I have a chance at fooling that I have talent.
OH NOOOO not these two. I can’t even think about writing my own fantasy about this Barbie and Ken wannabe couple. I wish them all the best in the world and hopefully it’s “true love” BUT everytime I see a picture of these two I feel like throwing up. I can’t put my finger on it but there’s something really really FAKE about them. Thank God their 15 minutes of F-listed reality show fame are ticking loudly.
Hey Heidi, wanna see something big and purple?
Look! It’s that over-sized caricature that appeals to adolescents with a short attention span — and Heidi Montag and Barney, too!!!
[...] Media sluts Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag at the A Time for Heroes Celebrity Carnival in Los Angeles over the weekend. The person to win the Write Your Own Fantasy Caption Contest! for the above photo will receive a one-year’s subscription to Men’s Health Magazine. Winner will be announced Friday! Source: Write Your Own Fantasy Caption Contest! [...]
* in barney voice *
aint no fun if the dino can’t have none
Isn’t Spencer Pratt gay. Why doesn’t he marry Lance What’s His Name from N’SYNC. He can do that now in Califonia.
“i got something for you heidi, even spencer will like it” LOL!! (mwahaha!!)
“How come they don’t have to wear the uniform?”
“Learning to read is really hard, can’t i just suck your purple dick?”