Lindsay Pays Homage To Marilyn w/ Leggings
June 10th, 2008
By: Melysa
The day you’ve all be waiting for is finally here! Entertainment Online has announced the release date for Lindsay Lohan’s legging line.
The pale-as-shit sometimes actress named the new line “6126″ after Marilyn Monroe’s birthdate. And here I was thinking that was the number of dudes that had bukaked all over her chest. Silly me!
The line has been picked up by L.A. boutique Fred Segal, as well as online retailer www.revolveclothing.com and will begin shipping around August 30.
The collection includes “footless tights,” an “ankle glove,” and a secret built-in pocket for you to keep your Shout Wipes. You’ll never have to spend another drunken night walking around the club with cum stains on your clothes again!
Alright, that last part isn’t real. But it should be. I’d buy them just for that. Actually, I wouldn’t. There’s just something about walking around with the smell of your man’s DNA that makes a girl feel sexy on the inside.
See Lindsay’s legging line publicity shot here.
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Why so hard on the pale girls? Isn’t that just another kind of woman? I know you are probably dark and thus you prefer darker girls, but pale and natural is better than a fake orangy-tan. Lindsay is a natural redhead- she should be pale!
Jenny,
Half the time I write this stuff I’m just playing! =) Pale doesn’t bother me, actually. Just look at Bettie Page, Dita Von Teese, Anne Hathaway, Alicia Witt, Christina Ricci… all beautiful girls! And trust me, I’m Puerto Rican, but I’m not one to lay out in the sun. I rather be pale then look like a leather couch when I’m old.
XOXO
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