Jessica Alba’s Finally Popped Her Brown Baby!
June 9th, 2008
By: Melysa
FINALLY! Jessica Alba’s rep has confirmed the disgruntle actress gave birth to a baby girl this past Friday in Los Angeles.
No word yet on whether she’s named her Honor Warren, nor whether or not the baby turned out to be “brown.” Jessica has told Latina Magazine a few months back that she was hoping her baby was brown, saying, “I’m excited for my baby to be brown. I just have to believe the dark gene is going to survive. Cash and I are like, please!”
How long after one gives birth does postpartum depression kick in? The woman is already miserable 24/7, so it’s only natural that she get it. Wait until Cash Warren leaves her ass in a couple of years. I wouldn’t be surprised if Alba lost it and try drowning her own young.
Facebook
Isn’t she now Jessica Warren?
Nope. It’s an identity/career thing. She’ll never be Jessica Warren. And being the excellent judge in character that I am, I say that married life isn’t right for these two.
Two years… tick tock…