She’s Totally Thinking About Doing Him

June 5th, 2008

By: Melysa

Out of work actress Lesbian Lohan chit-chatted with actor Dennis Hopper at the launch of G-Star LA Raw Night held in Beverly Hills yesterday.

You know Lohan was scheming a way for her to get into Dennis Hopper’s panties. She probably hasn’t had dick in so long she’s willing to take what she can get. Even if the dude’s taint has been botoxed to preserve freshness. I don’t even know what I’m talking about anymore. I’m pretty sure some crazy has done it!

Anyhoo, Lesbian Lohan’s friends keep covering up her tracks. A friend told OK! Magazine about Lindsay and Samantha, “Lindsay just feels safe with her. I just feel like they have a very loyal and trustworthy relationship, which is really hard to come across in the world that Lindsay’s in. It’s a trust thing.”

Yeah… she trusts that Samantha can get her off quicker than a man ever could.