Your Daily Fug!

June 5th, 2008

By: Melysa

If you had millions upon millions of dollars, what would you spend it on? Besides hookers and blow, that is.

Well, Brad Pitt spends his money on furniture. Ugly furniture. Ugly overpriced furniture.

That marble table photographed above cost him $293,000. He also purchased a bronze chair for $25,000; a family lamp made from foam and fiberglass (isn’t that a fire hazard?), and an aluminum thread rug at $175 per square foot. He also considered buying a gold lacquer-coated Fiberglas sofa estimated at $300,000.

Clearly money well spent.

To be perfectly honest the furniture isn’t that bad. Sure, most of it sounds hazardous to ones health, and surely it is overpriced, but who wouldn’t want to live in a house modeled after the furniture in “Beetlejuice?” Without the whole attacking part, of course.