Sienna Miller’s Vagina Back on the Market
June 4th, 2008
By: Melysa
Sienna Miller has finally done the unthinkable and dumped her loser boyfriend’s ass.
Sources say the actress lost her shit after she found Rhys Ifan reading the text messages on her phone.
“She went bananas and Rhys said he was looking for what he called ‘incriminating evidence.’ He has been giving her a hard time lately, questioning her commitment to him and the time she puts into the relationship,” the insider dished.
Nothing will kill a relationship quicker than unsubstantiated paranoia. Unless, of course, some other man’s is actually leaving his DNA in your vaginal cavity. In which case, all bets are off.
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