Which Ass Would You Tap?

British snob Victoria Beckham and unattractive actress Eva Longoria Parker at the 2008 CFDA Fashion Awards held at The New York Public Library yesterday.

Which one of you poor bastards hates your penis enough to put it inside either one of these fugs?

Even Tony Parker has checked out of the picture. He’s never seen Eva’s bony ass anymore.

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  1. Jamman

    British snob Victoria Beckham and unattractive actress Eva Longoria

    …that’s pretty damn funny.

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