Your Daily Fug!
May 30th, 2008
By: Melysa

“Candid” photos have just surfaced of America’s darlings, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, vacationing in Cabo San Lucas back in April.
Nothing says your typical day at the beach like drinking champagne and making out against rocks.
Where’s a damn pigeon when you need one?
More horror after the jump!
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Pigeon? Maybe a shark, badger, wolverine, or Britney driving on the beach!
Those are all really good ideas! I was thinking the pigeon could just do a fly by and shit directly on their lips when they were “candidly” kissing. That would be so hot.
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Honestly, she looks ok in a few of these shots but the overall package is what you have to consider here. Looking at her face is like that same uncomfortable feeling I get when looking a Janet Jackson’s face sometimes, if you know what I mean!?!
Candid huh? I always walk aroung with my back arched like that, stupid hole!
If that was me on the rock she was kissing, I’d have a boner sticking out you would not belive.