Heidi Klum is Such a Little C^NT!
May 29th, 2008
By: Melysa
That Heidi Klum is such a bitch! She’s totally stealing my signature moves*! She can try all she wants, but no one can deep throat phallic food better than me. You hear me, no one! But I digress.
Here’s super model Heidi Klum tempting us with three new designed McDonald’s chicken wraps during a press conference at a McDonald’s in Munich, Germany today.
* What can I say, it was 4/20 and I was really hungry! That and I love being surrounded by long, c()ck-shaped objects. Especially if I can fit them in my mouth!
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Wtf?
So that’s what you look like! After reading following your stories, and falling in ove with your wit, you turn out be hot. Lucky, lucky us!
And your love of snatch doesn’t hurt either.
Rich
S.O.B.
The girl in that picture looks way too intelligent to be you.
Hahaha…You make Heidi look like an amateur.
ya you totally type like you could deepthroat a traffic cone lol.
Put all 3 in your mouth and another in your ass and you might get a show on MTV.
Um, why won’t you show us your face? Do you look like Janeane Garofalo? No offense
bluebelle,
Haha. No, I don’t look like Janeane Garofalo. Thank God! I’m actually pretty good looking, if I do say so myself. =)
Honestly, it’s just for good measure. I don’t need my filthy mouth being recognized.
XOXO
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