Snatch Talk Thursday with Tracy Lynne
May 29th, 2008
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Hey everyone!!! Happy Snatch Talk Thursday!
Before I help you become better men, I have some really exciting news!
I have been featured as a woman to watch on Askmen.com.
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Ok, I’m done with my shameless promotion…now let me help you pull your sh*t together…on to the topic of the day!!! (drum roll please)
These days the internet is everything…even a social life for a lot of people! Many men have turned to social networking sites to pick up chicks and many men are making creepy mistakes! I decided to pull 10 of the weirdest picture comments off of my myspace page to teach all of you a lesson in what NOT to do…here goes!
LET’S LEARN FROM THE TOP TEN MOST RETARDED PICTURE COMMENTS I’VE RECEIVED ON MYSPACE:
1. Now I definitely want to Espanol before I lose control…
TL: WTF does that even mean? Please…don’t try to be funny you guys!
2. If ever I am down, I can look at this and jump up and down shouting “Life is Great”!!! Someday, Someday I will win a Heart like your’s and spend the rest of my days filling it with Love!!! You Are VERY Beautiful!!!
TL: Don’t lay it all out on the table like that…it makes you look extremely desperate and creepy.
3. I would like to go on a three hour tour with you on the boat and get stranded on an island
TL: Gilligan’s Island references as pick up lines are ridiculous.
4. you are defantley gloing in this pic xx
TL: If you don’t know how to spell…don’t leave messages…
5. sex machine
TL: Don’t refer to women as Sex Machines…just don’t.
6. damn gurlll u hott n sexcii makinn me hav a gud f33lin bout youh
TL: Don’t make up your own language.
7. u are sexy. love your bakini
TL: Did I mention spelling?
8. you maybe cold outside but you make me feel hot inside xx
TL: “You are not funny…you are creepy” repeat this ten times in the mirror every morning before embarking on to the internet.
9. 100% fox.i would love to be there with you.
TL: Words like “fox” date you. I automatically know this man is at least 40.
10. Mostra la bellezza di una donna che siete.
TL: Don’t comment in anything other then English unless you are on a foreign site. This tends to cause slight confusion.
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Sounds more like a stuck up woman to me. It’s just the internet. That’s how a lot ppl talk. What they all have in common is that they find her to be very beautiful. Why not appreciate the love she gets instead of taking it so seriously.
David I’m anything but stuck up. I love all of my fans and I appreciate everything they write me. This was written in humor…so if anyone is taking it a bit seriously it’s you.
I think we all need to sit back and laugh at ourselves once in a while…and a lot of these comments are extremely funny.
I’m starting to think that based on how defensive you are…you may just be the Gilligan’s Island guy?
that was really funny… you should post more stuff like this lol
LMAO You never know, maybe I’m the Gilligan Island guy.
I never heard of you before and I obviously don’t know what kind of person you are, but after I read your TOP TEN MOST RETARDED PICTURE COMMENTS I just felt you came off as a stuck up person who took all those comments very personal that’s all. But I guess I was wrong and you do have some sence of humor. Anyway, keep up the good work and if I send you a couple of questions later on then I want some GOOD QUALITY ANSWERS. lol
So Mr. Gilligans Island…Thanks for kissing and making up…
Anyone who knows me, knows I’m a huge goofball…
That’s why I love writing and making videos for Flisted…
If you watch my work out video in the featured posts (upper left on the site) maybe you’ll understand I’m all about making fun of myself!
I’m not writing for Flisted as an expert…just as a normal chick, telling stories from a girls point of view….it’s all about laughing and having fun!
I hope to see you next week for Snatch Talk Tuesday…but please..don’t forget to remove that giant stick from your a-hole before reading (wink)
xo
Tracy
Haha, nice comebacks. I’ve seen her on here a few times but now I really like her. This beauty has some serious game. I love that fiesty attitude in woman; it’s such a turn on.
Hmm…you have an internet crush on me don’t you? I’m looking forward to the Snatch Talk Tuesday to see what kind of naughty things you’ll bring to the table.
First off Rob E Rob…thank you sweetheart!
and David…yes…next Snatch Talk is all for you baby! Any suggestions from my little pookie?