Kirsten is Not an Alcoholic, Just Has Saggy Boobs
May 28th, 2008
By: Melysa
I don’t support plastic surgery very often, but Kirsten Dunst is in need of a major boob job. Fill those saggy bags up with used condoms if that’s what it takes to perk them up a bit. Just get the job done already before I have to spray my eyes with Mace!
Anyhoo, Kirsten says she checked herself into Cirque Lodge because she was depressed and not because she was an alcoholic. Riiiight.
“I didn’t go to Cirque Lodge for alcohol abuse or drug abuse,” Dunst tells E! Online’s Mark Malkin during a lunch break on “All Good Things,” co-starring Ryan Gosling. “I went there for depression.”
Meanwhile, an insider for Star Magazine is calling Kirsten out for being an ugly, snaggle-toothed liar. “They would refer you somewhere else if it’s just depression,” the insider explains.
Whatever. She’s a drunk and we all know it. Back to the boobs. What size c()ck do you think could manage to fit between that poor excuse for a wedge she calls breasts? I’m thinking two inches — tops.
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I am just a bit curious………………the magazine HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported her profile was found on the white and black persons site ((((( I n t i m a t e m i n g l e. c o m )))))last week and she was chatting and discuss with her fans and …..wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So sad to view her pictures…But I saw she has a profile with many hot Bikini photos at a wealthy dating site richromances.com where celebrities and wealthy singles are hooking up.
I used tot hink she was kind of a cute girl, what the fuck has happened to her? She looks HIDEOUS!
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I’ll suck those sweet titts anytime anywhere, YUMMY.