Russell Simmon’s Girlfriend Makes Me Tingle Down There Whispers Down There

May 22nd, 2008

By: Melysa

Yoga enthusiast Porschla Coleman attended the 2008 Farm Sanctuary Gala for Farm Animals in New York City over the weekend.

Every time I come across photos of Porschla I get excited. If this was my chick I’d draft a contract making sure she could never leave. I’d pay her in the millions, but it’d be damn worth it.

I’d hit that shit morning, noon, and night and then I’d hit it again for good measure. Girlfriend is into yoga, which means she probably eats healthy, too. In other words, when you lick her snatch it probably tastes healthy and sweet, like passion fruit.