Romo Dumped Simpson Over Erotic Asphyxiation
May 19th, 2008
By: Melysa
I do believe this to be the best Jessica Simpson rumor I have ever heard.
Via Crazy Days & Nights:
I didn’t know she had it in her, and I’m still trying to figure out where she learned it. Oh, I guess you would like to know who and what I’m talking about. So, this breakup that you have been hearing about in the past couple of days? You know the big one. Anyway, from what I have been told, the reason they broke up is because she was too kinky for him. Her? I know. Unbelievable. What I guess finally drove him away was the fact that she is a big fan of erotic asphyxiation. She loves having it done to her to the point of passing out. He tried it once. Freaked him out, so he left because she wanted it most of the time. What I can’t figure out is who taught it to her? I doubt she reads so someone must have done it with her.
This story is so great. I totally believe it too! It’s retarded to suggest she wouldn’t know about it because “she doesn’t read.” No one needs to tell you what you like, you just sorta know.
As for the erotic asphyxiation, I totally know where Jess is coming from. That shit feels sooo gooood.
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Steve-O or Knoxville probably showed her that trick.
Oh Jessica, please say that is true. I’ll can be like your 7-11 gorgeous. My technique would be so awesome that I’d probably even conquer the pill, if you know what I mean. Can you say daddy? hehe
And Tony Homo sux. As do the Cowboys!!!!
I’m very suprised at Tony. If you only use his record as the Cowboys quarterback to judge him, it would seem that Mr. Romo loves to choke.
GIANTS RULE!!!
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