John Mayer’s Body is a Wonderland
May 18th, 2008
By: Melysa
A snitch told Full Disclosure that Jennifer Aniston is in love with John Mayer’s perfect meatball sub, presumably not the six inch.
Ex-lovers of John say it’s not just the fact that he’s a great guy, but because he’s a “great” guy. *Whispers* I think that means he has a big schlong.
“She’s just so happy and giggly. It is completely out of character,” said one spy. Duh, her face is getting stamped nightly with his meaty balls! Who wouldn’t be giggly over balls in your face?
But this right here, this is the best part. An ex of his was overheard saying, “His body actually is a wonderland.” Shut the f^ck up. No she did not. Who the f^ck says shit like that?
If any girl around me were to ever try to get clever with such cheesiness I would not hesitate to whip out my dildo and smack her across the face with one swift motion.
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[...] FameCrawler wrote an interesting post today on John Mayerâs Body is a WonderlandHere’s a quick excerpt A snitch told Full Disclosure that Jennifer Aniston is in love with John Mayerâs perfect meatball sub, presumably not the six inch. Ex-lovers of John say itâs not just the fact that heâs a great guy, but because heâs a âgreatâ guy. *Whispers* I think that means he has a big schlong. âSheâs just so happy and giggly. It is completely out of character,â said one spy. Duh, her face is getting stamped nightly with his meaty balls! Who wouldnât be giggly over balls in your face? But this right h [...]
Mayer had damn will better have a big mule. Jen has been around the block a few times, and seems to me that her man-trap isn’t as tight as it should be.