Audrina Patridge Bikini Pics Make Me Wanna Vomit
May 16th, 2008
By: Melysa
![](http://flisted.files.wordpress.com/91936249-420x630.jpg?w=420&h=630 "Audrina Patridge filming her first movie \")
Maybe its be cause I don’t have a penis, but Audrina Patridge is not hot — at all. Every time I see her it’s like someone slipped her a Roofie.
Not to mention the fact that her tits look like they would bruise a c()ck more then they would ever pleasure it. I guess her ass is okay if we’re playing off the ass-less white girl stereotype. Oh, yeah, and the whole bony thing. That too.
Here’s Audrina giving acting a try on the set of her first movie “The Reef” in Hawaii earlier this week.
What do you say, yay or nay?
![](http://flisted.files.wordpress.com/91936236-100x150.jpg?w=100&h=150 "Audrina Patridge filming her first movie \")
![](http://flisted.files.wordpress.com/91936247-100x150.jpg?w=100&h=150 "Audrina Patridge filming her first movie \")
![](http://flisted.files.wordpress.com/91936248-100x150.jpg?w=100&h=150 "Audrina Patridge filming her first movie \")
![](http://flisted.files.wordpress.com/919362491-100x150.jpg?w=100&h=150 "Audrina Patridge filming her first movie \")
![](http://flisted.files.wordpress.com/91936251-100x150.jpg?w=100&h=150 "Audrina Patridge filming her first movie \")
![](http://flisted.files.wordpress.com/91936253-100x150.jpg?w=100&h=150 "Audrina Patridge filming her first movie \")
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More photos after the jump!
![](http://flisted.files.wordpress.com/91936252-100x150.jpg?w=100&h=150 "Audrina Patridge filming her first movie \")
![](http://flisted.files.wordpress.com/91936256-100x150.jpg?w=100&h=150 "Audrina Patridge filming her first movie \")
![](http://flisted.files.wordpress.com/91936257-100x150.jpg?w=100&h=150 "Audrina Patridge filming her first movie \")
![](http://flisted.files.wordpress.com/91936254-150x100.jpg?w=150&h=100 "Audrina Patridge filming her first movie \")
![](http://flisted.files.wordpress.com/91936258-100x150.jpg?w=100&h=150 "Audrina Patridge filming her first movie \")
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Most women are fuckable and Audrina is no exception to the Rule. I’d love to tap that ass but I still don’t think she’s all that attractive.
She’s got those saggy fake-baggos helping hide her ano-look. Without those she’s built like Amy Winehouse.