That’s ‘Cause You Are Ugly and Have a Pig Face
May 14th, 2008
By: Melysa
Victoria Beckham recently told The Sun that she’s realized straight men rather fart on her then stick their penis in her anorexic snatch.
“All the men that like me are gay. It’s true. I have a really strong gaydar. I do love gay men though.”
She didn’t say the farting thing, but I’m pretty sure most dudes I know would rather cut the cheese in front on her face than ever copulating with her pig face.
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Topics: Victoria Beckham
Posh never did it for me. They had her marketed as the sexy/classy one from the Spice girls but I just didn’t see it; in any of them. And why would I when your average american girl was way hotter? Although I did kind of have a thing for scarey spice…I dunno call me crazy. Anywho, It’s just a lot of smoke and mirror with this one. You know that her aging soccer star hubby wish he had waited a bit before jumping into this arrangement. Just think of all the hello kitty he had to give up to this overrated chick. Sad, very sad.