Hugh Hefner to Girlfriend: “It’s Not Effing Happening”
May 13th, 2008
By: Melysa
Hugh Hefner, 82, should watch his 28-year-old girlfriend Holly Madison swallow her birth control with his own two eyes if I were him.
Not because they’re screwing, but because someone else might be screwing her and Hef will be the one to end up paying in the end.
“We are no closer to getting married than we were years ago,” a dejected Holly told Tarts at last week’s “Playmate of the Year” luncheon held at the iconic Mansion. “It’s like a car stalled at the side of the road.”
While the 28-year-old glamour girl may still be holding out for a miraculous jump-start, she found it difficult to deal with her boyfriend’s thoughts on the situation as she sadly turned away while he spoke.
“I love Holly very much and I think we’re going to be together the rest of my life,” Hef said. “But marriage isn’t part of my puzzle. It’s not a personal thing; I just haven’t had much luck with marriages.”
I’ve heard if you lick a man’s taint he’ll give you anything you want. Or so I’ve heard. I just do it ’cause I like the way it tastes.
NSFW nude photos of Holly below.
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If this isn’t reality smacking her up side the head then I don’t know what is. It’s not love beautiful, never was, so don’t get your feelings hurt. Ever hear of that old saying, “Why buy the milk when the cow is free?”? Well, it was meant for you! He’s living the life most men would dream of, what’s marriage going to do for him? Commitment? Like he needs that! This is nothing more than an act of desperation on her part. She’s 28 and the clock is ticking. Hopefully, she has other plans because as soon as something younger and sweeter comes walking in, and she shows any signs of aging, guess who’ll be asked to leave? Love isn’t a competition stupid! She’d have better luck pulling an Anna Nicole.
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She is fine though!
I actually love Holly…she seems to be the only one out of the three girlfriends with a brain, and the only one who truly appears to love Hef..I’m sure either way she’s in his will so the money won’t be a problem…but if she wants kids I think she’s with the wrong man