The Salma Hayek We’ve All Grown to Love is Gone

Salma Hayek attended the PUMA Unveiling of PUMA Ocean Racing Boat dressed like Martha Washington while in Boston, Massachusetts yesterday.

She wasn’t even selfless enough to give us a peek at her bra.  Is this what happens to women when they pop out a kid — they stop showing us their tits? Salma showed more cleavage while knocked-up then she has post-birth.

Salma is lucky she has beautiful enough a face and personality to pull this hideous wardrobe malfunction off.

Let’s take a moment to remember Salma Hayek and her shameless cleavage display by clicking here.

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5 Comments on “The Salma Hayek We’ve All Grown to Love is Gone”


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  3. The Love Machine

    Someone please genetically clone this woman!!! She’s the most beautiful woman to ever walk the planet! I’d quit every thing just to be her slave. Salma = GOD!

  4. PoliteTia

    Didn’t Edward Norton DUMP her because she is just boring! Who care’s about her or her cleavage. That face would make Big Ben stop working. GROSS!!

  5. Tia Disbellia

    Who cares? I care! Mr. Ed like guys anyway. He’d have to if he called her “boring.” She’s latina, therefore her being “boring” is impossible! You do realize this is Salma Hayek you’re speaking of, right? The most beautiful woman… EVER! If Big Ben stopped working, it’s only because after he saw her angelic face, he got excited, struck noon, and stayed that way ever since. The only thing GROSS about my queen is the guy she married. Other than that, I think you need to get your eyes examined!

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