Trouble in Carpet Muncher Heaven

May 12th, 2008

By: Melysa

Just because two vaginas can date each other doesn’t mean they understand each other any better.

Page Six reports Lindsay Lohan and her girlfriend Samantha Ronson had a huge fight at Crown Bar in West Hollywood last week. Sam probably found a pearl necklace and fresh vag juice smeared all over Lindsay face.

“They had a full-blown fight,” said our spy. “Evan Ross, Diana’s son, and Lauren Conrad comforted her while Lindsay kept wiping her tears.”

These two rug munchers remind me of a friend of mine in college. His girlfriend and him where in an open relationship, except she was the only one who fooled around with other chicks and dudes.

That’s essentially what I picture Lindsay to be like. Always stuffing her face with some muff pie, never taking Sam into consideration. Selfish lesbian!

Photos are of Lindsay Lohan attempting to shield her face from the paparazzi after she was seen exiting Goa nightclub. She apparently lost it and “screamed nasty things” at them. Not facial nasty, but curse word nasty.