Lohan’s Leggings Line Designed for the Whore in You
May 10th, 2008
By: Melysa
Ladies, do your knees always get bruised when you’re blowing some dude’s c()ck in the club bathroom? Well, then Lindsay Lohan’s leggings line is just the clothing line for you!
Designed for the modern day slut, Lindsay took her real-life experiences to design a line of clothing every girl with a high sex drive and low self-esteem can enjoy.
And padded knee pads are just the beginning! Her ‘Just the Tip’ leggings come with a c()ck-friendly slit in the crotch area. No more having to take off your pants, the leggings come with a triple stitched hole for your new f^ck buddy to stick it in!
For another $20 you can buy the ones with the secret built-in pocket for you to keep your Shout Wipes. You’ll never have to spend another drunken night walking around the club with cum stains on your clothes again!
Don’t care about the cum stains? Well then use the hole to keep yourself in the clear by carrying your morning-after pills with you. W-O-W!
Here is Lindsay Lohan made-up as The Joker while doing a photo shoot on Robertson with her new line of leggings.
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Her leggins are really pretty. Lindsay is rocking that gray dress. I won’t question why the female on the left has built in knee pads! I’m happy for her!
Although I enjoy your site, I have come to the careful conclusion that you rip off MK of Dlisted. I notice that you do this frenquently.The jokes you crack on here are practically identical to his comments. What’s up with that? And don’t rant about how it’s just a coincidence because his posts are usually up before yours. Rock on girl; just don’t be so obvious with your rip offs.
bluebelle,
Haha. I can totally see where you’re coming from, but the truth is it’s purely coincidental. Not too long ago I saw extrawhoredinary call out Hollyscoop (I think it was HS) for copying her story. Well, the truth is there are so many blog/gossip writers out there that realistically some of us are going to have the same ideas in mind. I actually posted this after seeing the photos on Splash News and before the Dlisted post and thought “D’oh!” but you know, what am I going to do, go back and delete what I wrote? Trust me, I’m too square a person to steal other people’s shit. It’s unoriginal and embarassing. But c’mon knee pads as designed by Lindsay Lohan? That joke wrote itself! =) We all know why she designed it that way. Again, I assure you I don’t rip anyone off. At least, not intentionally. And if I could rip anyone off, it would be the guy over at The Superficial. I want to make millions of babies with that dude. He’s so effing hysterical.
XOXO
Editor
F-Listed
Well ok,I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt. Either way I still keep this site in my top 3 fave. Keep doing what you do!
bluebelle,
Holy crap… I just reread Dlisted’s post. I can totally see why you thought I copied him! I never made it passed the 8-ball part so I thought you were talking about the knee pads only. I promise you, it was just a crazy coincedence. Trust me!
XOXO
Editor
F-Listed
isnt the blonde model whitney port’s sister ?? looks exactly like her!
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