Barely Legal Taylor Swift is Boner Worthy
May 8th, 2008
By: Melysa
![](http://flisted.files.wordpress.com/15787377areyoushaved58200885115am1.jpg?w=403&h=600 "Taylor Swift attends the 5th Annual Candies Foundation \")
This will be my first Taylor Swift post on the site. Normally 18-year-old chicks don’t really do it for me, but Taylor just might be the exception.
She’s got those bedroom eyes that can make the most asexual of men spring a boner. Taylor reminds me of a less busty version of Scarlett Johansson. Minus the loose vagina, of course.
Let’s face it, ScarJo’s snatch isn’t the freshest one on the market. Taylor’s snatch, on the other hand, hasn’t yet been tainted with the DNA of Hollywood’s leading men.
She might be young and inexperienced, but with the right teacher she can be an Olympic champion. The Sex Olympics, that is. I still haven’t gotten the gold medal, but I’m working on it. Whip it out and let me practice on you.
Here is Taylor Swift at the 5th Annual Candies Foundation “Event to Prevent” Benefit in NYC yesterday.
![](http://flisted.files.wordpress.com/15787375areyoushaved58200885118am-105x150.jpg?w=105&h=150 "Taylor Swift attends the 5th Annual Candies Foundation \")
![](http://flisted.files.wordpress.com/15787373areyoushaved58200885125am-99x150.jpg?w=99&h=150 "Taylor Swift attends the 5th Annual Candies Foundation \")
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![](http://flisted.files.wordpress.com/15787378areyoushaved58200885111am-109x150.jpg?w=109&h=150 "Taylor Swift attends the 5th Annual Candies Foundation \")
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Hottest girl in country music other than Shania Twain. glad shes 18 now so I can drool on her pics legally……………………….definitly bone worthy.
Pretty vary Pretty.
everyone loves Taylor Swift. what a beautiful face, body and voice.
I just love the voice of Taylor Swift. it is crystal clear and soothing to the ear.