Criss Angel is Hitting That
May 3rd, 2008
By: Melysa
The guy has screwed everyone from Parasite Hilton to Minnie Driver.
It wouldn’t be much of a shock if Stacey Kiebler sucked on his lollipop too. Sucio!
How are women constantly attracted to such garbage? I wouldn’t even want to stand next to him in a photo for fear of catching a still unknown STD.
Here’s magician Criss Angel and actress Stacy Keibler at an Evening Hosted by Stacy Keibler at the Luxor Las Vegas yesterday.
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So, you’re insinuating that Stacy Keibler (There’s no E in her first name, moron – If you’re gonna write something about a celebrity, at least get their f***ing name spelled right, idiot, because it ain’t that f***ing hard to do) is a slut, and that she’d sleep with anyone? Who are you to make such an immature, asinine, and completely f***ing retarded statement like that about someone you don’t even know? You really need to grow the f*** up, and get your stupid, retarded head out of your stupid, retarded ass.
Yo chill out there Sheriff Rosco! You need to go smoke a blunt or give yourself a few good strokes, if you know what I mean. So youre telling me if you were Chris Angel you wouldn’t try and hit that? And if he offered Miss Keibler would say no? He fits her ‘type’; a rich and famous alfa male that talks like he has a vagina. She publicly bragged about banging a loser like Rick Flairs son, so that right there should tell you she suffers from a low IQ. She was also a cheerleader in the NFL and WWE cock tease…I mean wrestler. These sluts, I mean angels, don’t exactly like guys who pee there pants everytime someone express their freedom of speach. Like I said, just do yourself a favor and go back your room, next to your Stacy Keibler alter, and be happy knowing that someone phoney man boy like Chris Angel’s perform another magic trick, with his magic stick, on Stacy Kieblher…hahaha! Uhh ohhh, I spelled her name wrong! Hope I don’t upset you. Kisses
ps: I wonder if he can make her levitate during sex?
You say that she’s the one with a low IQ, but you, first of all, can’t even spell her name right, and you actually misspelled “speach,” (it’s SPEECH, you stupid fucking piece of horseshit) and can’t figure out the correct use of THERE (It’s THEIR, you dumb cocksucker), and you’re gonna call someone else dumb? Are you fucking kidding me? Seriously, did your mommy drop you on your head too many times, or do you work your dumb ass off to be that Goddamn fucking retarded?
And, you’re still insinuating, like the immature, stupid fucking dicksucker you are, that she’s a whore, just because she used to be a cheerleader and a WCW/WWE Diva. What, is your faggot, cross-dressing ass pissed that she looks prettier in a dress than your hairy ass does, so you’ve gotta trash talk her, like a “real woman?” Fucking pathetic and sad. Just pathetic and fucking sad.
P.S. I wonder if your boyfriend can make your 2″ dick levitate before he fucks you in your loosened asshole?
Jeremy,
Go buy yourself a dildo and shove it up your ass.
XOXO
Editor
F-Listed
Wishful thinking on your part? That’s sweet, cocksuckers, but I’m sorry that things only EXIT my own ass; things don’t go IN, like they do in yours. I’m also sorry that you apparently assume that, just because YOU find it normal to let strange guys shove strange objects, without knowing what they are, up your ass, that everybody does it. Got news for you: That’s not normal, and you need serious professional help. Just thought I’d let you know that.
Look you little turd, your ridiculously long comments tell me what a sad life you lead. Up your ass or otherwise, you need to get a life. Find a damn hooker to suck you off and quit defending celebs you don’t even know. Now go back to your sad life of Cindy Lauper, Transformers, and shitty sci-fi comics and shut the hell up. You really ought to lay off all the metal, as you have neither a sense of humor nor a life.
XOXO
Editor
F-Listed
First off, calling me a “turd” is something that might have hurt my feelings if I was in fucking PRESCHOOL. Unless you can come up with something better than that, shut the Goddamn fuck up, and sure as hell don’t quit your job at Burger King. I’m sure they’d miss you flipping those burgers like you do.
Now, if my comments are so “ridiculously long,” why do you keep reading them and commenting back? And, because I keep showing just how Goddamn stupid you are, I need to get a life? And that’s coming from someone who thinks it’s hilarious to make easy and stupid jokes about Criss Angel, with absolutely no imagination or intelligence. Yeah, makes about as much sense as trying to get head from a vampire.
Also, if I need to “quit defending celebs [I] don’t even know,” then why the fuck is it okay for you to slam and make fun of those same celebs, when you don’t know them either? Okay, yeah, THAT makes a whole lot of fucking sense, too… if you have the IQ of George W. Bush (somewhere around -9,999,998 or so). Though, really, you make Bush look like a fucking astrophysicist, with the comments your retarded ass has left thus far. I’m actually surprised someone as completely and utterly fucking retarded as you actually understands how to breathe, much less type retarded and juvenile comments on the internet. Now, why don’t YOU go back to your Raffi, Barney, and dumbass Richie Rich comics, and let the grown ups be, okay?
I use PRESCHOOL terms because that’s all your small heads can comprehend. Secondly, I respond because it’s my job, and I trash, because it’s my job. You keep taking time out of your personal time to respond because in the end you are defensive and don’t have a life.
XOXO
Editor
F-Listed
No, you use preschool terms because you can’t think past a 2-year-old’s level. And, I guarantee it ain’t your fucking job to respond and trash people you don’t know. Do you really think I believe that shit? You’re the one who doesn’t have a fucking life, and thinks that you’re accomplishing something by being a total cocksucking douchetard. I, myself, just do this because it’s hilarious seeing what kind of lame-ass, retarded responses you come back with while I make you look like the total Goddamn idiot you are time and time again.
Fuck off.
AHAHAHAHAHA. You’re so sad and pathetic. Your attempt to come off as bold and powerful reveals just how small a man you really are. You go around knocking people to make your insignificant life meaningful. Good luck with that. You need all the help you can get. You’re wasting your time. I think Hot Topic just released some limited edition “Transformer” t-shirts for you to add to your collection. Better hurry before all the tweeny boppers buy them out!
XOXO
Editor
F-Listed
PS- Do the condoms you buy also come adorned with kitschy ’80s shit? Oh, wait.. I forgot.. YOU DON’T GET LAID! HAHAHA
Okay, so you’re gonna slam me for *supposedly* knocking people to *supposedly* make my “insignificant life meaningful,” and yet, here you are, on this shitty fucking site, KNOCKING PEOPLE (THAT YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW, MIND YOU) IN AN APPARENT ATTEMPT TO MAKE YOURSELF COME OFF AS “BOLD AND POWERFUL.” Wow, it doesn’t get any more fucking pathetic and immature than that shit. Instead of this retarded and hypocritical bullshit, isn’t there some gay porn you’d rather be whacking off to?
P.S. If you know that Hot Topic has Transformers T-Shirts, something I didn’t know, it would seem like YOUR pathetic ass is the one that would rather shop there, faggot.
P.P.S. I’ve seen more pussy than you ever will, but I’m sure that’s mostly because you love to smoke pole, and ensure your place in the depths of Hell. God hates queers, cocksucker.
JHC. This shit is gold.
REPLY ALL time.
What, fake-ass “FListed Editor?” You finally get tired of being constantly ridiculed, and rightly so, and made to look as stupid as you’ve been sounding?
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