John Mayer is (More than Likely) Hitting That
April 30th, 2008
By: Melysa
Guess the rumors are true, Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are dating!
InTouch Weekly reports John flew down to Miami to visit Jen over the weekend.
He flew to Miami on April 23 and checked into the Four Seasons hotel, but insiders say that he spent virtually no time there during his visit — opting instead to hang out in the $3,000-a-night presidential suite at the Mandarin Oriental, where Jen has been staying while shooting the movie Marley & Me. And the two were inseparable over the long weekend. When asked how he was doing, after spending four days with his new love, John smiled. “My weekend was good,” he told In Touch exclusively.
Damn, the dude flew all the way across the country to visit some chick he just started dating?! Jen better have put out. At least some head.
John Mayer reminds me of the kind of guy who cries after sex. Not because he’s sensitive, but because he’s a tool. I once had sex with a friend of mine in college who started crying right before we did it. Then he pulled out his 12″ meat and it was I who wound up crying.
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