Hump Wednesdays: Threesomes & Gangbangs
April 30th, 2008
By: Melysa
An old boss of mine was convinced that I was into S&M and hitting swinger clubs on the weekends. Every Monday he’d appear at my desk and jokingly ask with a ring of truth in his voice, “How were the clubs this weekend?”
In truth threesomes and gangbangs have always fascinated me. People always make a face at the idea, but so far as I’m concerned mathematics is on my side. My toes already curl when I orgasm, God only knows what feelings 3x the pleasure must be like!
In the end, I know I could never do such a thing. I’m in a completely different world when having sex, but the idea of being surrounded by stranger’s fluids the moment I step back to reality is enough to make me nauseous. Not to mention the amount of STDs running rampant out there.
Funny story. A new this chick who invited a male virgin to have a threesome with her boyfriend and her. After cumming on the chick’s back from behind, the boyfriend (who she’d been blowing) ran into the bathroom sobbing. That’s pretty much what I envision the experience to be like.
Statistical data from 2004 reports that 14 percent of Americans have participated in threesomes, while another 21 percent have fantasized about it.
Which brings me to my point. What are your opinions about threesomes? It would be great to hear from those who have experienced sex with multiple partners at the same time. For those of you who haven’t done it, have you fantasized about it? Are your urges strong enough that you think you one day might act on them?
What do you say — yay or nay?
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It’s hard to believe but i kinda met my fiance, who i’v been with for 6 years in a foursome (me, her, her ex girlfriend and my ex girlfriend). Good this can come from multiple partners.
I’ve done 3 chicks at the same time, I guess that you can see my position. Personally, I like 3somes better than 4somes. Doing 2 chicks at the same time is way less tiring.
My husband and I have done anonymous threesomes through Craigslist, both with men and women. Two weeks ago, we went to the Rooftop Hotel in Miami for the first time and what a thrill that was. There’s something about having a stranger’s cock in me that gets me going, and having several men licking me and sucking my breasts. My husband and I are kind of addicted to this, so we try to limit this to no more than 6 times a year. We also make sure to always use condoms. And no matter what, I won’t suck another man’s cock, even if he’s wearing a condom.