Someone Gave Corey Haim a Job
April 30th, 2008
By: Melysa
That’s not Corey Haim with his nipples covered in electrical tape, but it is his female co-star on the set of his new movie “Crank 2: High Voltage.”
It seems like only yesterday that Corey grew tired of sucking men off for blow and began begging for work in the pages of Variety Magazine. Guess all that beseeching paid off.
The movie, which is scheduled for release in 2009, also stars Efren Ramirez (Pedro from “Napoleon Dynamite”) and Bai Ling.
In other words, make sure you get really high before you watch this movie ’cause it’s going to suck worse than a Freshman teething on your c()ck while she’s giving you head.
To see who the the above female co-star is, look after the jump!
That would be Amy Smart on the set of “Crank 2: High Voltage.” A movie with Corey Haim and Bai Ling? Either Amy needs to start taking acting classes or she needs to hire a new agent fast!
![](http://flisted.files.wordpress.com/amy_smart1.jpg?w=356&h=523 "Amy Smart on the set of \")
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Pretty girl, she just needs a glop or two of fresh sperm to highlight her facial features a bit.It would blend with her blonde hair just right.