Jessica Alba is Smiling on the Inside
April 29th, 2008
By: Melysa
Jessica Alba was photographed dining with fiance Cash Warren at Creperie last Friday, possibly to celebrate her 27th birthday which was yesterday.
So much for motherly glow. Cash looks as miserable as she does. It looks like she finally realized a baby isn’t the best way to keep a man. I’d feel bad, but I have no use for people who are perpetually miserable (i.e., Jessica Alba).
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Those eyes really tell a story, don’t they? She might be comparing the deep-sea drilling she used to get from Derick Jeter to the fly buzzing that is Cash Warren. Sure, Jeter left her something bad to remember him by, but maybe it was worth it.
She’s so pretty though. Maybe she’s just tired. she’s so gorgeous. And that guy of hers is too.
Can’t stand this chick, but yall should back up off her. So what she ain’t smiling. Being that pregnant in hot ass LA no less can’t be no picnic.
Jessica and Derek went out for two minutes, and she played him like a flute. They were spotted in a department store, and she was all shopping away while he was holding her shit like a butler. When that shit hit the gossip pages, it was over cuz that playa was mad embarrassed to be caught out there getting punked by a ditz.