Blind Item

I know I already posted these pics over the weekend, but every time I stare at this side-by-side comparison of Rumer ‘Potato Spud’ Willis and this pink pussy I can’t help but laughing hysterically.

Blind item via Crazy Days and Nights below.

#1 – This B- film actress was on a flight with her girlfriend and hid her face under her blanket the entire flight. Why? She could only afford Business Class. Not too bad except when two people from The Real World were laughing at you from First Class.

This has got to be broke-ass Blohan.

#2 – Ahhh. I love a good trailer trashing story. Especially when it is a female. This female film actress who is the offspring of an acting family is filming a movie right now. Seems as if the water was never the right temperature in her trailer. After complaining about 100 times, and always being told it was perfect, our actress decided to take matters into her own hands. Literally. She got a crow bar and smashed the entire trailer beginning with the bathroom. After holding up filming for about 45 minutes so she could finish beating the trailer into submission, she emerged from the trailer, and said, she thought she had finally fixed the problem. A new trailer was delivered that very day and the $50,000 for the trailer charged to the budget.

Sounds like someone stared at Rumer’s unfortunate chin for too long and she took it out on the poor trailer. It’s not the trailer’s fault you got a potato for a face!

For a pussy with pink wig, it’s pretty judgmental looking. Like it’s thinking, ‘That’s the biggest it gets? Ugh. Hurry up and put that thing away before I claw that poor excuse for a penis to shreds.’