So Fresh and So Clean
April 24th, 2008
By: Melysa
Leatherface Lohan put on her Sunday best, smeared some tanning spray and makup all over herself, and off she went to attend Charlotte Ronson’s private dinner party at the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel in Hollywood, California yesterday.
Charlotte Ronson is the twin sister of LL’s girlfriend, Samantha Ronson. Joel Madden and Nicole Richie were also present. You know it’s a party when at least half of all attendees have been to rehab.
Delusional skanks really make me happy. To think this ho thought she looked like a million bucks when she walked out her home is hysterical to me.
If I had to choose between hooking up with this 35-year-old hooker from Long Island, or one of the chicks covered in feces and vomit from the “2 Girls, 1 Cup” vid, trust when I say I’d pick the latter.
At least with the “2 Girls, 1 Cup” broads you can wipe that shit off (literally!), but I’m pretty sure Lohan’s skankilicious ho look is permanent.
More photos after the jump!
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Obviously, Lilo is a lost soul and an alcoholic with a low IQ. I feel kind of sorry for her.
She is pathetic in a way that Britney isn’t. I think the lack of a father in her life has made her the way she is.
Just some random girl on the street, wow!
Lindsey has had it tough. She spent her childhood years being the sole bread winner for a family of losers!
You would drink too!
Her hair is blond for a movie. I’m sure as soon as the movie is finished she will back to her lovely red locks and looking fab.
P.S.
Natural red heads have to used spray because they are sun sensitive.
her face is busted and she has cankles.