Samantha’s Vag Must Taste Like Fruit Loops
April 22nd, 2008
By: Melysa
Whether it was the booze talking remains unclear, but when Lindsay Lohan saw Ashley Olsen approach Samantha Ronson to say hello it seems the on-again, off-again rehabbed star flipped her shit and bitched the hell out of Ashley.
“Ashley Olsen said hello to Sam at the Beatrice, and Lindsay screamed at her, ‘Get your 15-year-old ‘Full House’ a – - away from my girlfriend,’ “ said our spy.
Saturday, Lohan said Ronson “was ignoring her” and became upset. “Samantha was really focused on her work and didn’t leave the booth for anything,” said our spy.
Lindsay is so into her pal, she’s even created a Facebook profile under “Lindsay Ronson.”
That’s it? She called her out for being on Full House? Weak.
Had that troll been moving in on my territory I would have pulled down my panties and squirted my jam all over her. Because nothing says crazy bitch quite like female ejaculation
UPDATE: Some new photos of a sober Lindsay following one Sam’s performances over the weekend. Do you think her vag was as swollen as her face?
More photos after the jump!
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What a fucking ugly bitch!
Lind..Who!?!
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Why is she looking fat lately? She’s looking warn down..Poor Lindsey..Those drugs will run you down really quick..