Jessica Simpson Money Shot Photos. Sorta
April 21st, 2008
By: Melysa
Dallas Cowboys’ star Tony Romo celebrated his 28th birthday by hiring some Smurfs to bukake all over girlfriend Jessica Simpson’s face in front of a screaming crowd at Suite nightclub in Dallas over the weekend.
Alright, it wasn’t really Smurf splooge, so much as it was blue icing from Romo’s birthday cake. People reports the couple had a gay-ass time eating cake and being happy. “She licked cake from his face as everyone cheered them on. It was quite a spectacle,” said one insider. “But they looked really happy together. Jessica had blue icing all over her hands and mouth and Tony was laughing.”
Have you ever seen Smurf porn? As in, people painted in blue having sex? That shit is weird, wild stuff. Especially if you watch it while trippin’ on acid. My friends are assholes. Curious? See what I’m talking about here (site totally NSFW).
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