How Dita Von Teese Preserves Her Porcelain Skin
April 18th, 2008
By: Melysa
During an interview with Dita Von Teese at the New York Academy of Art’s “Take Home a Nude” auction yesterday the burlesque diva said of her porcelain skin, “I never go suntanning. My worst fear is looking down and seeing brown, wrinkly cleavage. It’ll get white and wrinkly, but no need to rush it.”
I hear you, sister. My friend’s say I’m the whitest Puerto Rican they know, but who the hell wants to look like cornbread all the time?
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Amen my family says the samething to me am puerto rican so what if my skin is white still 100%
and thats why we need sunglasses to look at her pale sickly white skin…
If Rumer Willis were prettier.
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She does it herself
i’m a white p.r. too but not that white.
ever notice that tan p.r.s think they are better?
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Euwwh! Gross! I get the fettish and I like Rose McGowan, but this chick looks half dead. Sick! More Spanish/Italian/Latina’s please!