Daughter to Father, Father to Daughter

Lindsay Lohan and her not-so-secret girlfriend DJ Samantha Ronson lunched at Joans on 3rd on yesterday, where they were later escorted off the premise by police after a crowding of photographers formed.

In other Lohan news, Page Six reports Lindsay is no longer speaking with her father Michael Lohan. It seems that story of the 35-year-old Long Island hooker heading to India to rid the world of evil was just another one of daddy’s publicity stunts.

“Lindsay was never going to do anything he said she was, like going to India,” a friend told us. “He’s gone crazy again.”

Lindsay is coming to New York tomorrow but won’t be visiting her paternal grandparents, both of whom are sick. “They have never been kind to her,” the pal added.

Of course Lindsay Lohan isn’t flying all the way to India to save the world. I could have told you that. She’s too busy munching on Sam’s fish taco to care about anyone else.

Meanwhile Michael has issued a statement regarding Lindsay’s present circle of friends, and management, saying,

“I think we can all see that her present so-called friends and management have her focused on the wrong projects and things,” he told me.

“If Lindsay would just listen to me and follow my guidance, like she did when her life was on the right path, and before the people you see now that are in her life, I guarantee that her life would straighten out and she’d be back to being the gifted actress everyone knew and loved.”

As crazy as it may sound, Michael Lohan has actually raised some valid points. But at this point it’s obvious Lindsay is nothing but an egocentric, selfish, money-hungry slut who doesn’t deserve it. I’d much rather see someone else get a break then her waste any more good roles.

Oh, and I re-watched “Mean Girls” last night (only because of my love for Tina Fey) and decided Lohan wasn’t even good in that. And that was pretty much the only movie she’s done that I liked, but on second thought she sucked in that too. And not in a good way.

More photos after the jump!