Your Daily Fug!

Alright, so I know many of boys will disagree, but 29-year-old glamour model Jodie Marsh just got new size 32GG implants and I think she looks absolutely disgusting.

I don’t know what’s more unappealing to me, the gazillion stretch marks her boobs must now have, how hard they must feel, or just how freakishly unnatural they look.

Her take on her new boobs, via The Sunday Mirror:

‘There are so many images of women with amazing fake boobs and I didn’t feel like mine were good enough, especially when I was having sex,’ she says. ‘I’d wear two bras to push my boobs up, so it was embarrassing when I got a man home. I’d feel like I’d conned him when I took my bra off because they weren’t actually that big or pert.’

‘They’ve definitely got saggier as I’ve got older,’ she says. ‘But it’s also pressure from society. I think society has forgotten what real boobs look like, and women like me end up thinking our boobs aren’t nice because they disappear into our armpits. I know there was nothing wrong with mine, but at the same time I wanted those round, pert footballs.’

‘I told him my perfect boobs would be like Pammy Anderson’s, they’re clearly fake but they don’t look stuck on.’ ‘I’m 100% happy,’ she says. Besides, the pain is enough to put her off a repeat booking. ‘It felt like I’d been trampled by a herd of elephants,’ she says. ‘I couldn’t do anything for myself. When I needed the loo I had to ask the nurse to take my knickers down for me.’

‘I’m going to wait until they’ve healed up and look really good, but I’m excited about it. It’s going to be like losing my virginity again. I’m going to be at it like a maniac. My friend sent me some nipple tassels and I’ll definitely use them.’

So who’s the lucky man then?

‘He’s not famous, just a nice, normal guy. We’ve had a few dates and that’s it,’ she says. ‘I’m not rushing headfirst into relationships any more, trying to find the fairy tale.’

It saddens me to read this. So many chicks feel like this nowadays. It pains me to see how many women will go to extremes for men.

Now, I’m not saying I’m against surgery, but I think Jodie should have really seen a shrink before getting size 32GG implants. In no way, shape or form are those cantaloupes sexy.