Like "Cottage Cheese Inside a Big Trash Bag"

Paris Says Kim’s Ass is “Cottage Cheese Inside a Big Trash Bag”

Yesterday, during an interview with a Las Vegas radio show, infected STD whorebag Paris Hilton said Kim Kardashian’s ass was like “cottage cheese inside a trash bag.”

That Paris Hilton sure has a way with words. Robert Frost, eat your heart out!

98.5: “Which would you rather have? Jessica Simpson’s rack, or Kim Kardashian’s ass?”

PH: “I would not want that. That’s gross.”

98.5: “You wouldn’t want an ass like that?”

PH: “No not at all. It’s disgusting.”

98.5: “Wait a minute, you just said Kim Kardashian’s ass is gross.”

PH: “Yeah it is. Ir reminds me of cottage cheese inside of a big trash bag.”

She later apologized to Kim and the media, saying, “I was just joking around and I made a stupid joke.” Paris went on to say, “I felt really bad afterward, so I contacted Kim and apologized. It was a silly thing to say. Kim’s hot!”

Kim accepted the apology, saying “Paris and I have been friends since we were kids and I’m glad she made the effort to say she’s sorry.”

Kim’s ass might be filled with cottage cheese, but we all known Paris Hilton’s snatch has served as a cum dumpster for so many men her snatch probably smells worse than a trash bag filled with cottage cheese that’s been left out in the sun to rot.

Below, old photos of Kim and Paris. Also, photos of Paris “not doing drugs,” along with before and after shots after the jump.

I love the above photo of Kim’s busted face. I honestly didn’t know she’d had that much work done on her face. Thanks to Michael K for finding that gem of a photo.

Old Photos of Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton IIOld Photos of Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton IOld photos of Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian from back in 2006 II

Paris Hilton doesn’t do drugs IParis Hilton doesn’t do drugs IVParis Hilton doesn’t do drugs IIIParis Hilton doesn’t do drugs II

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Before & After Gallery of Paris Hilton after the jump!

Paris Hilton Before and After IVParis Hilton Before and After II

Paris Hilton Before and After IIIParis Hilton Before and After V

Paris Hilton Before and After I

 

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  1. Jahpson says:

    once again hating on a woman of color. Paris is racist

  2. Cannon says:

    Is she jealous that Kim K’s ass get’s more attention than her whole body does?

  3. gayskeleton says:

    What do you expect from a fame whoring racist?

    http://gayskeleton.wordpress.com/

    And mind you kiddies Tits and Ass is cottage cheese in a trash bag.All it is fat, and maybe some muscle tissue-Sexy!

  4. Carlos says:

    “Cum dumpster” is the funniest phrase in her majesty’s language.

  5. Jamman says:

    Aremenians are not “women of color”.

    Paris hit the nail on the head…that fat-ass is nasty.

  6. Lawrence says:

    sexy ass~~Paris is a hot member of richromances.com where some hollywood celebrities and models are seeking for love. She is on her way to new love now?

  7. alternateuniverse says:

    they both suck…and swallow

  8. yoly says:

    because kim has a beautiful body and she looks like a fucking gecco. what a skank. not only does kim have a nice body but she’s gorgeous. Paris looks like a tranny with those size 15 feet of hers and her beady head and long ass bony nose.

  9. Jahpson says:

    @ Jamman

    sorry, I forgot they are straight Crackers!

  10. Educated Woman says:

    @Jamman

    Sorry to break this to you – Anybody who is not of European descent is a person of color….Last time I checked Armenia is not in Europe.

  11. cutie pie says:

    paris can kiss my big ole black ass!

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